Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Oh, Happy Neighbour.

Being someone who complains a lot, means there's a lot of people that you hate. But there are some people - i have a list - who just get to me in a way that makes me really angry. Or angrier... depending on the situation...
And a large group of that list is those people who are consistently happy all the time. You may say, "what's so bad about being happy?" [insert confused expression here], but if you think about it, there's those people who are always happy. We all have bad days. WRONG. Not all of us do. Those people don't. And the real problem is that they don't seem to understand when people are angry and/or upset, there doesn't always need to be a specific reason. Normal people sometimes just get angry... just because. But the consistently happy people - let's call them 'clowns', simply because they're the people who are excessively happy but absolutely terrifying to look at because of their permanent grins - are the people who always ask you what's wrong. And if you say, "uhh.. nothing's wrong. I'm just in a bad mood", they're always convinced that there HAS to be something wrong. No. No, no, no, no, NO! And they're so set on this idea that there has to be a reason, that they don't drop it. And if you're angry at nothing already, and they bug you about it, it makes you more angry, and then BAM! You now have a reason to be angry. Happy people, my friends, are the reason. BLAME THE HAPPY PEOPLE. Done.

General Grumbles

"ooo yay! this person and that person got into CAMBRIDGE! WOOOOT!" Fuck that shit. Cambridge is for the people who were 'cool' enough to have practically no lives in high school - you know the one's i mean. The people who sat at home on a Friday night, while everyone was out having fun, and did their homework. Let me tell you something... It is those people who will have practically no lives in university. At least, I hope so... Okay, the real reason for this complaint? Though I did not apply to Cambridge at all, therefore they were unable to reject me from their 'highly commended' establishment, I also did not manage to scrape the grades to get into the universities or courses that I did apply for.
Everyone says to me, "apply for something through Clearing!"
What, exactly, do they think I have been doing for the past 5 days?! I have been searching and searching for something for me to do, and have come up with nothing. The courses in Clearing are not courses that people, like me, who have not got that good grades, can apply for. They are courses that no one else wanted to do. Reject courses. This could be good. However, I have seen a reccurring pattern in these courses. They all have just as high entry requirements as the courses I just got rejected from. Funny that. It's almost like they don't want me in their universities. They're just taking the utter piss. And it is not funny. I'm being practically tortured by my parentals as they make me desperately look at courses that I either don't like, or can't get into anyway. Or both. Oh, and not to mention the fact that I am currently living in one of the world's most monotonous places. That's right, kids! The Isle of Skye. Population: approx. 9,300. Percentage of population over 50 years of age: 90%. Percentage of teenagers: approx. 5%. Percentage of Skye inhabited by sheep: 96%
Do not take these figures as fact (except the actual population), but believe me, if you come here, you will believe these figures to be reality.

I think I'm quite done complaining for today. I'll come back when I have something else to talk about. :) Ciao for now.