As some of you may have noticed, I have decided to go on strike. What for? I'm on strike from guys. Guys, love, relationships, whatever. Even though judging by my relationship status that has frozen in 'single', I have theoretically been on this strike for a while, that is not true. I am no longer known as 'single and looking'. I am now 'hermit who has given up'.
Love is overrated. It fucks you over in so many ways, even if the other person has no idea. It just likes to make you happy, then fuck you over, then watch you slowly crumble and dissolve into a pathetic little mound of patheticness.
Yes, ladies and gentleman. That is all love is good for. Love is a sadistic bitch who likes to torture and scar people for life. Love is like the devil incarnate.
And you may have read my complaint about perpetually happy people. This also applies for perpetually lovey dovey happy couples who just cuddle and 'coo' at each other all day long. It makes me want to hurl. Valentines Day, has to be the worst holiday in creation. It's not even a real holiday. It's just an excuse for couples to rub the fact that they have a significant other in the faces of all the lonely single people who get no chocolates or flowers on Valentines Day, except from their best friends who feel bad for you because they are in a relationship and you are not.
I vote for Singles Day. Where we all go around and celebrate being single by getting drunk and leaving bags of flaming shit in the shape of a heart on the doorsteps of couples. It should also be on February 14th. Just for the fun of it.
Now, here's a few quotes and sayings for the sake of the assholes out there:
"Men have only 2 faults... all they say, and all they do."
"Guys act like dicks to make up for what they don't have"
and finally....
"Guys are like toilets... they are either occupied or full of shit."
Done.
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